Bad things are afoot in this march through mystery and mayhem.

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Who shot the witch in the ditch
Who beat the children with a switch
Who spawned that monster in the lake
That ugly monster, the one that haunts ya

Who just can't resist the urge
To hold a pogrom or a purge
Who put the poison in the waters
That killed your daughters, a mindless slaughter

Who put the plague into the rat
Who made that boy into a brat
Who crowned that monster as a king
A wicked king, a nasty thing

Who pushed a baby in the well
And then told everyone she fell
Who's gonna take us straight to hell
To clang the bell, that deathly knell

Was it God? Heavens, no
Was it the devil? Hells, no
Cause it was always you and me

Who gassed the masses at Verdun
Who killed the rabbi and the nun
Whose wicked work is never done
Who killed the trucker, poor motherfucker

Who sold the weapons to the reaper
Who told the rapist to go deeper
Who's best buddies with the creeper
That snuck a peek while you's asleep

Who lit the fires way up north
And turned the world into a torch
Who watched it burning from his porch
And made us choke from all the smoke

Who wrecked the cotton with a weevil
Who killed the children with a measle
Who blames everything on evil
Who is that dumb? There's only one
It was always you and me
It was always you and me